This joke is chicken proof. It's impeccable

A physicist and a biologist dated for 3 months, but decided to break it off. They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "You know you have a wheel in your
pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts!"

I saw a bald man with several tattooes of rabbits on his head. But from a distance they looked like hares.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't gotten a Gig yet.